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[leroux]

I - peach pie is Sylar's favourite. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT.

In less pie-related reactions, I can definitely see how Heroes fans could be turned off by season three. It's much easier to watch when you can kind of zone out on the boring bits and get straight to the next episode. Each of these episodes on their own once a week would be excruciating.

Aaaaannnnnd back to the pie: I'm a completely converted Sylar fan. /o\ DAMN YOU, ZQ. I just want to hold his hand and tell him he's special.

And maybe make him pie. Peach pie, 'cause that's his favourite.

SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS THIS SHOW.

EVERYONE IS RELATED. AND THEY ALL HAVE SEXUAL TENSION. I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE MAKING THAT UP, BUT NO, EVERYONE HAS ALL THESE LINGERING GLANCES AND THEY BREATHE ON EACH OTHER AND SHARE GIRLFRIENDS AND RAISE CHILDREN TOGETHER AND CONSTANTLY TELL EACH OTHER HOW SPECIAL THEY ARE AND HOW MUCH THEY LOVE EACH OTHER. AND HOLD HANDS. DID I MENTION ALL THE HEAVY BREATHING. WHAAAAT.

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[nigeltde]

The Petrellis kill me. KILL. ME. With their hands and leaning and breathing and mourning beards. And the creators look at that and go OH OKAY TIME TO INTRODUCE ANOTHER PETRELLI. FUCKED-UP INCEST TIMES HOORAY

[leroux]

\o/ Hey wait, Sylar keeps giving Peter meaningful looks. Unrelated men looking at each other meaningfully is kind of gay! How 'bout they're maybe brothers? THAT'LL FIX IT. But first let's have some heterolifemates raise clairvoyant spawn together! And then later Mohinder and Sylar can mack on the same lady, because there was that time when they were roadtrippin' and totally in love until Sylar ruined it by being too special! Which he totally felt bad about until Elle messed with his mind, which was after she spent some time holding hands with Claire, who ONCE AGAIN has total chemistry with her uncle ("my hero!" SHE SAYS THIS), her dad and her faux-dad. WHAT IS THIS SHOW.

[nigeltde]

WHAT IS THIS SHOW.
ORGIES ON NETWORK TV

total chemistry with her uncle
who she was dating at the time

[nigeltde]

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE WOMAN CLOSE YOUR TAGS

[leroux]

AHAHA

IT JUST SEEMS VERY EMPHATIC

LIKE FOUND POETRY

MY WORDS HAVE NEW LIFE IN YOUR ITALICS

[nigeltde]

I AM FUCKING EE CUMMINGS RETURNED

[leroux]

THAT SENTENCE HAD AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT MEANING UNTIL I FINISHED IT.

[nigeltde]

YOU MIND NATURALLY TURNS TO NECROPHILIA

I SEE

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH

A LIKING FOR HEROES, FOR INSTANCE

[leroux]

\O/

[leroux]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW.