Thin walls aside, my roommate is the best!
"Today at work there was this really cute boy with an adorable Newfie accent and he was exactly your type, and then he started speaking French to his bro friend, and I was like, he is perfect! But then I noticed he was wearing a Bruins t-shirt. I'm very sorry."
Also:
"Emma [her seven-year-old cousin] went skating for the first time last week, and she was upset because she fell down a lot, and I think she was expecting to be a lot better at it right away then she was. So Uncle Rob and I told her about Alex Burrows and how he can't really skate even though he plays in the NHL."
Me: "HAH. YOU HAVE HOCKEY KNOWLEDGE AND YOU USED IT IN THE REAL WORLD!"
Her: "DON'T YOU DARE RUIN MY REPUTATION WITH THIS."
"Today at work there was this really cute boy with an adorable Newfie accent and he was exactly your type, and then he started speaking French to his bro friend, and I was like, he is perfect! But then I noticed he was wearing a Bruins t-shirt. I'm very sorry."
Also:
"Emma [her seven-year-old cousin] went skating for the first time last week, and she was upset because she fell down a lot, and I think she was expecting to be a lot better at it right away then she was. So Uncle Rob and I told her about Alex Burrows and how he can't really skate even though he plays in the NHL."
Me: "HAH. YOU HAVE HOCKEY KNOWLEDGE AND YOU USED IT IN THE REAL WORLD!"
Her: "DON'T YOU DARE RUIN MY REPUTATION WITH THIS."