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lerouxSo, it's true that my neighbourhood is a bit of a hotspot for prostitution, and granted my shorts are pretty short, but three cars?
You guys, THREE CARS pulled over next to me and gawked (well, the second one was on the other side of the street, but he yelled "HEY, YOU WORKING?" so I think his intentions were clear) in the two blocks I walk between my bus stop and my house.
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And the shorts might account for the volume of potential "dates", but I have had this happen while wearing sweats and a parka.
Question: do these dudes go out looking for company and I just happen along, or am I a potential impulse-buy? AM I THAT INSPIRING?
Question #2: WHY DO I LIVE IN NEWTON /o\ /o\ /o\
OPEN LETTER TO DUDES WHO WANTED ME TO GET IN THEIR CARS:
DUDES, IT'S REALLY FRIGHTENING WHEN YOU DO THAT. I HAD 911 DIALLED INTO MY PHONE WITH MY FINGER ON THE CALL BUTTON THE WHOLE TIME. ALSO I HOPE YOU WERE LIKE "HAHA OOPS NOT A HOOKER GOSH THAT'S EMBARRASSING."
ALSO ALSO I HOPE YOU DIE OF SYPH.
NO LOVE,
PERSON WHO IS JUST TRYING TO GET HOME FROM WORK, BY WHICH I MEAN MY LEGAL JOB WHERE I SELL CLOTHING TO PEOPLE AND DO NOT HAVE SEX FOR MONEY.
You guys, THREE CARS pulled over next to me and gawked (well, the second one was on the other side of the street, but he yelled "HEY, YOU WORKING?" so I think his intentions were clear) in the two blocks I walk between my bus stop and my house.
/o\ /o\ /o\
And the shorts might account for the volume of potential "dates", but I have had this happen while wearing sweats and a parka.
Question: do these dudes go out looking for company and I just happen along, or am I a potential impulse-buy? AM I THAT INSPIRING?
Question #2: WHY DO I LIVE IN NEWTON /o\ /o\ /o\
OPEN LETTER TO DUDES WHO WANTED ME TO GET IN THEIR CARS:
DUDES, IT'S REALLY FRIGHTENING WHEN YOU DO THAT. I HAD 911 DIALLED INTO MY PHONE WITH MY FINGER ON THE CALL BUTTON THE WHOLE TIME. ALSO I HOPE YOU WERE LIKE "HAHA OOPS NOT A HOOKER GOSH THAT'S EMBARRASSING."
ALSO ALSO I HOPE YOU DIE OF SYPH.
NO LOVE,
PERSON WHO IS JUST TRYING TO GET HOME FROM WORK, BY WHICH I MEAN MY LEGAL JOB WHERE I SELL CLOTHING TO PEOPLE AND DO NOT HAVE SEX FOR MONEY.
