I just found an RCMP forum! Full of ACTUAL COPS. Who refer to Superintendents as "Supernintendos", and when one municipal cop showed up to shame the Mounties with his superior uniform allowance with an "I just blew all you mounties minds," this happened:
Re: New RCMP Shirts
by Gard » Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:50 pm
RJB wrote:
I just blew all you mounties
That must have taken you a long time. Did you get lockjaw?
Re: New RCMP Shirts
by RJB » Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:41 pm
Gard wrote:
RJB wrote:
I just blew all you mounties
That must have taken you a long time. Did you get lockjaw?
A classic newfie paraphrase to make it seem like a man will give them a blowjob.
New-Found-Land Fact: The mustache is the provincial flower of newfoundland.
Re: New RCMP Shirts
by Gard » Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:15 pm
RJB wrote:
New-Found-Land Fact: The mustache is the provincial flower of newfoundland.
When your mom told you that you should have asked her how she knew. I bet she knows a lot about moustaches.
Re: New RCMP Shirts
by RJB » Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:03 pm
Gard wrote:
My mom slept with her moustached brother, and that's how newfies are born.
Too much info, Gard.
Re: New RCMP Shirts
by Jim Street » Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:05 pm
Is it just me or is there like a man crush thing going on with you two?
Re: New RCMP Shirts
by Gard » Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:30 am
Jim Street wrote:
Is it just me or is there like a man crush thing going on with you two? If so, I'd like to be the ham in that sandwich.
Gross, man. Quit it.
Re: New RCMP Shirts
by Jim Street » Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:31 am
I usually bring the beef.
Just ask VanB
Re: New RCMP Shirts
by VanB » Fri Jan 15, 2010 2:22 am
Jim Street wrote:
I usually bring the beef.
Just ask VanB
Your mother's the beef.
I FEEL SO MUCH SAFER KNOWING THESE GUYS ARE OUT THERE
ETA: I NEEDED A NEW ICON TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS. MOUNTIE FEELINGS.
Re: New RCMP Shirts
by Gard » Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:50 pm
RJB wrote:
I just blew all you mounties
That must have taken you a long time. Did you get lockjaw?
Re: New RCMP Shirts
by RJB » Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:41 pm
Gard wrote:
RJB wrote:
I just blew all you mounties
That must have taken you a long time. Did you get lockjaw?
A classic newfie paraphrase to make it seem like a man will give them a blowjob.
New-Found-Land Fact: The mustache is the provincial flower of newfoundland.
Re: New RCMP Shirts
by Gard » Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:15 pm
RJB wrote:
New-Found-Land Fact: The mustache is the provincial flower of newfoundland.
When your mom told you that you should have asked her how she knew. I bet she knows a lot about moustaches.
Re: New RCMP Shirts
by RJB » Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:03 pm
Gard wrote:
My mom slept with her moustached brother, and that's how newfies are born.
Too much info, Gard.
Re: New RCMP Shirts
by Jim Street » Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:05 pm
Is it just me or is there like a man crush thing going on with you two?
Re: New RCMP Shirts
by Gard » Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:30 am
Jim Street wrote:
Is it just me or is there like a man crush thing going on with you two? If so, I'd like to be the ham in that sandwich.
Gross, man. Quit it.
Re: New RCMP Shirts
by Jim Street » Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:31 am
I usually bring the beef.
Just ask VanB
Re: New RCMP Shirts
by VanB » Fri Jan 15, 2010 2:22 am
Jim Street wrote:
I usually bring the beef.
Just ask VanB
Your mother's the beef.
I FEEL SO MUCH SAFER KNOWING THESE GUYS ARE OUT THERE
ETA: I NEEDED A NEW ICON TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS. MOUNTIE FEELINGS.