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So, I've been putting off posting about this because I promised Beckah that I wouldn't remove any of my body parts with heavy machinery, but. Um. I may have partially severed a fingertip. And by "may have" I mean I ... did. Wednesday night. While chopping leeks for soup. /o\ So, technically I have not removed any body parts, because they stitched it back on! And kitchen knives don't count as heavy machinery! But I acknowledge that I have violated the spirit of the promise, and I apologize sincerely.

It's healing fine, I get the stitches out next weekend, and evidently I chopped a nerve because I can't even feel it, but it does look super gross. Also I was watching Criminal Minds and it was the season 1 finale where Gideon was at his cabin with his lady love and I actually got a little unnerved when he was chopping an onion, so apparently I now have vegetable-related trauma. D: