This is the only subject on which I am an elitist. The implications are not lost on me.

It really bothers me when anyone refers to the original Star Wars movies as Episodes IV-VI. They have names! Call them those! Don't buy into the post-Prequel rebranding!!

And don't call the first one 'A New Hope', either. That is bullshit. The movie is called Star Wars, okay, none of this 'A New Hope' crap.

The movies are thusly titled: Star Wars, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, and Star Wars: Return of the Jedi.

The Prequels need not be discussed or even referred to.