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All day I have had this weird paranoia that I'm supposed to work today (Wednesday) even though I'm sure I remember my schedule saying I'm off today but working tomorrow.

And just now I checked my phone messages and it turns out I was meant to work YESTERDAY at 5 and I JUST COMPLETELY FAILED TO SHOW UP TO WORK

BECAUSE MY PHONE WAS DEAD

AND I'M A MORON

AND SHIT SHIT SHIT I AM GOING TO GET FIRED

SHIT SHIT SHIT

WHAT DO I DO????

I - SERIOUSLY, WHAT DO I DO??????